Thursday, May 06, 2010

Gond and I Row the Boat Gently down the stream...


2010, Tata Steel and Vedanta group, gang up with the Government of India to fight the indigenous Gonds in Dandakaranya forest- Arundati Roy's essay "Walking with the Comrades" on her experience with the "People's Army". Feels straight out of the James Cameron Masterpiece the Avatar(2009) script, the story set in 2154 in the distant planet the Pandora, Human Greed takes us on a mission to obliterate the Alien Bio-Diversity to obtain the un-obtainium, only to confront the indigenous Na'avi. Life imitating Art?

The GEO India May issue on the Economics of Bio-Diversity- All throughout the history we have taken Nature for Granted. The notion of value is nothing more than ability to profit, how do we measure this? The value that Nature gives is considered free- a premise that no longer is true. What if we acknowledge their value? 

Our country obsessed with IPL, Bollywood and sensationalist media. 

Thanks to Kingfisher, I now know that there is a security threat "perception" at the Bengaluru International airport. Sorry Kingfisher, I couldn't avail your 5 Star services, I postponed the flight to the next day, to Jet Connect, because of the security threat perception in my Rini's mind. Not that the Choice of Jet Connect had anything to do with it, I would have chosen Kingfisher non-stop but for the departure time. Jet doesn't bother me to message and hence the "ALL GO" from Rini. No wonder, 5 in the morning and there is a serpentine blockade for the taxis to pass scanned by the cautious eyes of armed to tooth CISF commandos, extra vigilant CISF officers at the Departure Entrance reading every detail of the E-ticket and the ID so much scrutiny that my in-animate ID card should feel nervous and have a cardiac arrest. The announcement over the PA System- "Your Security is important to us, please report any suspicious un-attended article or suspicious BEHAVIOR, to the nearest security personnel". There would have been all those Ninjutsu like commando officers dropping out of thin air and I will be on the mat lest I cry out BOMB.The Big Congestion in Security Check, the officers peering through the screen during the baggage scan flagging every suspicious consignment. The contraband of Edible Oil, Rice and Dal was caught and the culprit a 5ft tall frail looking gentleman who was clueless, a security threat indeed. I didn't know that they can be used as a weapon other than giving the un-suspecting victim a stomach upset. Today even the ordinarily compliant citizenry feels the pinch. But hey they don't run helter-skelter, they are non-violent swallowing the violence in the land of the non-violent Mahatma. Well actually its a breeze, we have been to trained by the 12+ years of "education" to make it through any security gate, we comply, we don't feel that it is a humiliation, we feel proud that we are contributing to the security of an airport. 


The Gonds, the tribal of Dandakaranya, do not have the luxury of the 12+ years of education. The 12+ years of conditioning in -patriotism, compliance, subservience, playing safe, never innovating, sustaining personal contradictions and in-securities, never questioning. The Gonds question the rationale behind the forest department's evictions, Government's support to the ambitions of the Mining companies, and the Salwa Judum. Salwa Judum is the Indian version of the Jewish Ghettoing perpetrated by the Nazis. But as with Indians its never original. Taken straight out of General Harold Rawdon Briggs journals from his experience in Malaya. Experience of the General of the Raj. Raj in India is never forgotten I guess. Salwa Judum perpetrated on the Gonds whose Haemoglobin count is between 5 or 7 (12-16 normal woman) and in whose infants suffer from Kwashiorkor. I remember by-hearting the disease names like Kala-Azar, Kwashiorkar and the rest of the gang for my Science tests in 8th Standard (read Grade if you are from the American System), but thats as far as I got to understanding the significance of the human condition. The entire media machinery and our Home Ministry and the Prime Minister calling them the "Gravest Security Threat to the Nation". There is even a debate about taking the services from the Airforce.


 I belong to the Indian middle class obsessed with the IPL, with Katrina Kaif, Pakistan Battering, keeping mum on Tibet, salivating on the "Development" for it means some more money in my Bank Account. My entire education enabled me to have a cushy job in a cushy MNC. I have plans for my self, cars, apartments, digital gadgets and the usual laundry list. I don't bother about what happens in the place where I live, I am clueless about my neighbors, I don't involve myself in the community. I crib about the central and the state Government, I jump the traffic light and honk the ears of the hapless mercilessly in the mean city streets of Bangalore and tail gate and yet I criticize the apathy of the people about civic issues, and complain of bad traffic sense and absolve myself. Thats me the Indian middle class with contradictions galore. 


Contradictions. Thats the sum total of my 29 years of conscious existence. Contradictions, blind as a bat to facts and tap dancing to the jingoism- add a lit bit of Sex and it becomes Hip-Hop. The Gonds on the other hand are not so blind, of course when you are on the sniper's cross hair, and your girl friend or wife gets raped you would even start having the ability to see in the dark. To bad odds are too stacked against the "Operation Green Hunt Hush Hush" personnel and don't worry there is a special consignment of Israeli night vision goggles heading their way. That should even things out. Contradictions, it takes 74 lives to be ambushed and their lives snuffed out to understand that the strategy of countering the Maos is flawed. Too bad we did not send the UAVs/Drones over the hungry and the weak for reconnaissance. Contradictions, between the cliched Devil and the cliched deep blue sea. The Gonds caught in the "Dharma Sankat" between the Indian Government and the Maoists, only that the Maoists are more benign for now. Arundati would disagree with my denotation "Benign" and would rather "Messiah". At the end of it all hope the Gonds have a blue throat as Shiva in this churning of the Dandakaranya forest by the Government (read mining lobby) and the Maos usurping all the universal wisdom in the process, the essence of it all.


All I can care for right now is to wait for the boarding call. There was a time when Bhagat Singh could wake up the British to the revolution by a smoke bomb. Today even the dastardly act of be-heading is not enough. I am still slumbering in the sweet lullabies of the Bollywood Songs, the drumbeats of IPL, the 24X7 News media, tweeting twitter and my facebook account. I don't research the genetic diversity of Indian flora-fauna to make a compelling case against industrial farming. Understand the damage of Big Hydel projects as Medha Patkar does. I do not dive to the depths to make a case against trade of Nautilus as Andy Dunston does through his 12 years of research. I do not value Nature as demonstrated in the May issue of the GEO magazine
   
"Nature maintains its value, like a factory that constantly renews itself"
                               -Dr Andreas Webber, Biologist and Philosopher, GEO Magazine


Making changes to the accounting practice taking the value Nature brings in consideration in formulating Economic measures would have perhaps saved Aral Sea, the once largest inland sea during the 1960s but today its a lake split in two, thanks to diverting the rivers into irrigation canals, for un-sustainable farming and profit and today profit from farming is impossible there. Funny I learnt about the Water Cycle in the 3rd standard I remember the river water heading into the ocean. I am curious to ask the impact of cutting of the river water to a 3rd Standard kid. What the kid learns today in our schools does it have a scientific footing in reality and not rely on half science and hearsays? 



As my friend once said

"The only solution to this Maoist problem is total elimination. We need a solution now."


I belong to this crowd that takes short cuts and guesses and little or no statistical study to question, understand and to have an insight. Why bother? Nuke those naked , poor and already starving bastards. Aristotle, Socrates, Plato all stressed to observe facts and question the premise. If theory does not observe with facts question the theory. But some how I learnt to question facts and abide by my premise. 


Oh Ya I forgot we work on deadlines. Ladies and Gentlemen the Western concept of progress- Progress Works on Deadlines my friend. If you can't give deadline then what the hell did you get all the degrees and experience for. Ya, we were evolved through millions of years for nothing and Nature is stupid and an idiot. Man is intelligent. Yes, intelligent enough to ignore facts and work out of "Systems" that was to give clean answers to clean problems, only problems is that there is no clean problem, so can we expect a clean answer? Nature is Stupid enough to design Honey Bees- not only they provide honey for "free" but also play a role as pollinators of flowering plants, fruits, vegetables and oil bearing plants. What a Moron!


I :We need factories, we need steel plants, and we need a Dam built in 6 months. It is so simple, it will give jobs, it will keep the people happy so what it the problem? 


Me: At what price? To loose a strain of wild rise that is only found in the valley to be flooded that is resistant to a new virus. If we crossbreed this strain with other strains then will perhaps help in providing food security to the people also providing a way for the tribals to sustain themselves by catering to the demand for this strain.


Myself: Nah, can't wait, build the God Damn Dam in 6 Months.


Told you. We cannot fathom the Stupidity of Nature to do things in its own sweet time, we need a deadline.


On the other hand the pockets where communists still rule the roost seem to have a solution - remove the only reason for all human evils, wealth, distribute it equally to everybody. A premise held dear, though statistically flawed given Soviet, North Korea, West Bengal and Kerela. All this premise gives in the minds of its practitioners is lethargy, laziness, dreamy eyed and intellectual masturbation. Despite the facts they would never correct the premise. So what is really the reason for all human evils? Are we studying it? Diligently?


I don't do any diligent study of Nature, about my contradictions, flawed premises. Thats me an Indian, Mera Bharat Mahan. We are fanatics behind building temples, be it Hindu, or Dams- temples of Modern India, drilled into our head. As I see it for the Gonds to survive they need to get trained to function in this contradiction. I have spent practically my entire life to be trained in the circus to be tax a paying citizen of India. They chose to be trained by the CPI(ML). 


Be as it may, Gonds and I are in the same boat living an illusion, like trained parrots singing praise of our respective ilk. Only that they have to plan for the next rendezvous or ambush and I have to catch my plane, like a trained circus animal- "This is the Boarding Call for all passengers travelling Jet Airways flight 9W2357..."



Tuesday, May 04, 2010

101 tips to survive a marriage, 1-10



This will be a series till the number 101 is reached. I am definitely sure that many will agree that surviving a marriage is no mean thing. This article is dedicated to my wife, soulmate Rini. Rini always wonders why I don't think more about her. It took her every sweat to prepare those bhajjis for me to elicit a blog entry Bhajji on Bliss, a Guest appearance in Elvis Karmapa and illusion 2.0 and no where to be found in Discovering Ones Self the Tai Chi Way or Retreat Diaries. She wonders do I think about her?...I do and I would share the wisdom for your benefit.

This is dedicated to her. Now I present my accumulated wisdom for you folks.

The First 10.

1. You can never know a Woman's mind neither a Woman know yours.


-Gentlemen, be on your toes always, never make an opinion about your partner. Your job is to listen to your partner carefully and in so doing you may or may not annoy her but do not bother, pay attention, go with what you know to what she is saying. Learn. Study hard. Do not bring in your prejudices and your opinions they do not have any place in a relationship. Acknowledge your mistake. Be careful about making promises because you may have to meet them. Surviving a marriage is about being in harmony, going with the flow, the minute you think you know about your partner, BOOM, its gone your ship has sunk. Keep learning something new every time, your relationship will be fresh, knowledge will only make things stale. Don't rely on a movie or rock star or Romantic Movies to tell you what love and relationship is all about. Nor any of those novels or philosophy helps. They only complicates matters. Approach your partner with a clear head. All the very best. If you take my word its a wonderful roller-coaster ride- Enjoy.

2. Remember Dates atleast her Birthday and your Marriage anniversary


-Take those memory pills, go do yoga, meditate, do whatever, never forget.

3. Women have mood swings don't take it against her


-Don't make too much of an opinion about her mood. There moods will swing, approach it rationally. You might as well enjoy it. Its like surfing those treacherous waves of Hawaii. It comes and goes but be ready for another.

4. Demonstrate respect to her parents


-Don't forget her parents. Be equal in your affection between yours and hers.

5. Complement her 


-Whether it makes sense or not complement. Then laugh with her.

6. Be yourself


-You do not have to be someone else and she has to learn who you really are in order to survive you. If you are a psychotic killer, wandering nomad, philosopher or a religious fanatic even then be your self find a partner that complements you else God Help You.

7. Help in house work...at least try


-I am not that much of a home improvement guy and I try not to get in Rini's way. I try and help at times it is difficult to remember the zillion details that go behind making a HOME. Appreciate this. Get of your bum and help her out. But hey do plan your quality Bum-ing Time, and remember after marriage the quality gets more important than quantity.

8. You will get on her nerves, accept it


-As Asop in one of his Fables rightly demonstrates "Familiarity Breeds Contempt". You are not going to be the Hero all the time. But there will be times when you will be, MAKE IT COUNT

9. Give Space


-Both the partners need there own space.

10. Fight and get it of your chest and forget it


-Fight tooth and nail. Get it of your chest. Do not bottle up. If it bothers so much that you are about to explode, please explode. If you had expressed yourself sooner there will never be a reason to explode in the first place.


Love, nobody can tell you what it is,...you got to find out for yourself

Elvis, Karmapa, and Illusion 2.0

The sunday saw the early morning trip on my favorite Shatabdi back to the land of my Karma- Bangalore. As soon as we return we find the home sweet home a tad dirtier, according to Rini's exacting standards. We unpack put the clothes to wash, alls well until I happened to see "Fun in Acupolco (1963)" on the Telly.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-yZifpgCR0

Elvis, the quintessential 1960s and still relevant Casanova. Rini goes "Who is he?" With blinks in quick succession until I explain to her. Elvis is God. Women would fall at his feet. So famous that in scenes where Elvis features that were to be shot in public they had to use a body double. Charisma, the machismo, the aura, un-paralleled even today. And the voice. And the dance. Plenty of Indian movie stars aped him from Shammi Kapoor, to Shivaji Ganesan one way or the other. Rini agreed Elvis makes your head turn.

There is this song "Margarita" copied verbatim into "Kaun Hain Jo Sapno Mein Aaya" repriced by Mohammad Rafi. Not to worry there are countless others.

He is God nonetheless but God with foibles. Much later in life, when age caught up to him, drugs, women, the usual suspects during decline, gave him a divorce, loneliness and eventual death.

That had me thinking. If you are God how do you know that you are going wrong? A man who has never gone wrong how would he ever know that he is on the right path? I am no god I have people I look up to, people making and not making mistakes and sometimes I learn from them rest of the time I learn from my own. This kind of kept me on the even keel so to speak.

The rest of the day was spent in comatose. I did not have a good sleep for about a week and slept like a baby. Come evening- the thing I detest with the core of my heart- Shopping. This time my eyes lay on this face looking right at me, observing me keenly, alert, calm, the cover page of the GEO Magazine with the cover story on Karmapa as "The New Face of Buddhism".

GEO is not to be confused with NatGeo. GEO has a German pedigree and launched recently here in India.

http://www.geo-international.de/



                                                     H.H The 17th Karmapa, Ogyen Trinley Dorje

Its quite an interesting story. Karmapa is the head of the Kagyu sect and the Dalai Lama is the head of the Gelug Sect. It is the Gelug sect that represents the political aspirations of the Tibetans. Though Chinese have had no problems with the Kagyu, as historically Kagyu is a rival sect of the Gelug, Karmapa nonetheless chose to escape the Chinese.

"Naturally then, it was a great humiliation for the Chinese government when the reincarnation jumped out of his monastery window on the evening of 28 December 1999 and escape to exile in India"- quote from GEO

                                          H.H The 17th Karmapa with H.H The 14th Dalai Lama

The exile of Karmapa and Dalai lama have bought the rival sects more closer than ever.

Some many Births back the same Karmapa and Dalai Lama were sworn enemies. The Kagyu and the Gelug fought a bloody war to wrest control of Tibet, with help of Mongols and other clans. Buddhism was forgotten and lives were lost in a "Momentary Lapse of Reason". History is full of ironies, so is life.

The concept of re-incarnation. The story of Birth and identification of Dalai lama or that of Karmapa is nothing but fantastic. I am saying this not because whether I believe or don't believe but rather I am fascinated about the culture and the practice of the Tibetans, I am curious and skeptical but I do believe the story. There are multiple credible sources both popular and the not so popular that have narrated the same. Take for instance the Martin Scorsese Movie - "Kundan (1997)" based on the life of Dalai Lama and the Brad Pitt starrer "Seven Years in Tibet (1997)".

How did the practice come about? How did Tibetans come to believe in re-incarnation? When they test a subject for possible re-incarnation they give him a collection of old and new articles that were possessions of the Monk whose re-incarnation is being searched for. Unless the subject identifies the the articles correctly and other elements for example - the time of birth, the occurrence of rain bow at the time of birth or crow cawing on the tent where the subject was born and some such incidents hold. Fascinating. But Hey there is a actually a rival Karmapa. Somehow the top Disciples of the earlier Karmapa had a dis-agreement and each faction pushed there own Karmapa. Only the Karmapa on the cover page of Geo is recognised by the Dalai Lama.

Well images and imagery what is the truth? Truth is elusive, it sleeps through your fingers, your abstractions, your theories, your opinions, your understanding.

One interesting excerpt caught my attention

"The internet only brings an illusion of information. It also creates confusion. Often it is too much for me."- Ogyen Trinley Dorje, the "official" Karmapa.

and the other in the author's words

"A Buddha needs neither an inbox nor a Facebook profile. His medium is the face-to-face audience with his visitors"- Andreas Hilmer, Ethnologist for GEO

That I would call Illusion 2.0 and I am very much in it.

The article also discusses the political significance attributed to the Karmapa given the possible power vacuum after Dalai Lama and the intervening period when they search for the 15th Dalai Lama. Now thats politics and beyond my sphere of influence if you wanna know more, grab a copy- The GEO India, May issue. There are plenty of other interesting articles on Dentistry, Bio-Diversity, Culture and adventure, more on that later.

Saturday, May 01, 2010

Discovering One's Self the Tai Chi Way

This is the un-edited version of my article that was published as part of the 2010 Tai Chi Retreat Souvenier. This also kind of got me back into groove as far as writing is concerned.


(* Lei, 
In nature there is always a beginning and an ending, birth and death
and the cycle goes on. Death ushering in a new birth- a larva, turning
into a Pupa into a Butterfly. This day today not only signifies the
end of a year but also a impending beginning of a new one. A new year
with the biggest event for our academy - Meeting the Grandmaster the
culmination of the years of dedication, sacrifice and an unwavering
resolve of our Sifu to take our academy to every city in the country
to add the continuity to the Yang Family's  vision of inclusive and
wholesome life style to every individual and show this amazing path
that Tai Chi is. I needn't add more because words are not the thing.
Let me share or partake my journey and I hope I would get to know all
your stories when I meet you face to face at the retreat. Everybody
has seen something that enabled every individual to transform their
lives completely. This amazing and marvelous thing called the human
body and how much of it I grasp or perceive now and how my
understanding has become deeper and deeper and continue to go deeper
and deeper. Not in terms of the those ridiculously complicated and fat
Biology text books in our schools with latin names (I wonder why
describe a living entity in a language that is dead) or the beefed up
or anorexic zero sized models in our media. Not accumulating in words
and knowledge. I am talking about the understanding that we get
without words, an understanding that we have when we learn with all
heart, gut and everything in us behind it. When we learn when our mind
does not think, is alert, aware and sensitive in every practice from
opening to the closing stance when the division between mind and body
ceases and is one.
My initiation into Tai Chi was really out of restlessness. I had a
back ground in Karate and with the absence of any credible practice
for 6 years I felt guilty within me for having ashamed Bruce Lee and
not smashing every curious punk on the street who had the temerity of
crossing my path and messing with me. For looking at the finger
pointing to moon and missing this heavenly splendor*. For not
upholding the highest ideals of Budo**. All the sacrifices of Li Mubai
and Shu Lian gone in vain***. By Jove I can laugh now :)
So started my Tai Chi, I wondered then was I taught correctly? Why is
there no strength in the punches you throw? Why are the movements so
lazy? What is Qi? Yin Yang? Should I learn Aikido? Look for Karate
Sensei?  However the practices moved on and Cecily (my instructor)
told me to slow down.
I did some background research. I checked Youtube videos and got to
see the grace and flexibility with which Tai Chi is practised and read
articles on the rationale behind the practice. It is believed that if
the body is relaxed and the practices is slow then the nerves get
perceptive and sensitive that contributes to speed when the actual
movement takes place in the heat of a conflict. This sensitivity and
awareness of every nerve impulse is what is continuosly sharpened
until the practitioner becomes aware of the energy or the Qi
This lit up a 11 Kilo Volt of Curiosity and I continually looking the
sensation of Qi in my practice. Practised I did very regularly.
However all these words created was a mental image of Qi. How could I
have known what Qi is when I have never felt it for myself? It
disappointed me, needless to say I did not find Qi in my practice.
However it did one thing my practice became a lot more regular and I
liked it. I paid attention to my practice. I started becoming
sensitive about my practice. Thats it. I became hooked. I met Sifu for
the first time and there it was years of practice and dedication, you
just know that its there you cannot put words to it. I started paying
more attention to what I learnt about my footwork, my weight
transition, balance and my waist- basically the very foundation,
basics the seemingly boring basics but there it was the essence of it.
Sifu's visit would keep shattering all the opinions and views I had
about any form and new set of opinions would take their place that
were again shattered in the next visit. This was an amazing experience
- the awareness that we are opinionated, prejudiced and the very
opinions and prejudices blocks learning- the perception of the new.
Sifu's visit continue to busts Myths and new ones take their place
albeit unfortunately.
 Its been 3 years of Tai Chi and now with the responsibility of
instructing fresh recruits. I hope I am doing a good job I am not
sure. But then again instructing busts Myths too. I look forward to
teaching because for me it is really learning. I learn with the
student something new always. Alas there is so little time in our
lives and so many habits, opinions, prejudices, bigotry in our heads
that need to be busted before we become one with the moment, neither
past, future or present but the NOW. Well learning never stops does
it? Tai Chi is one thing life is quite another :)
It will be my first meeting with the Grand Master and I am sure all
the grandiose pride that I have about my Tai Chi will be busted and
blasted big time into a zillion smithereens and this time both father
and son would get to do it. By Jove its going to be Tremendous. And I
will get to meet you all.
Looking back Tai Chi is not about sending a naughty curious looking
bad guy through 11 feet of atmosphere to crash on a hard side walk, or
not about exploding a million Agent Smith**** with a FaJing. Tai Chi is
about discovering one's self. What is it? What is it really?
Discovering, Questioning and Enquiring.
Sifu thanks
HAPPY NEW YEAR ONE AND ALL
Enjoy With You Friends and Loved Ones
Remember The Next Year its gonna be great so don't bother
Get Your Restaurant Tables reserved and may you not have to wait for
long to be served
and
World Peace
Generous References
* Enter the Dragon
** C'mon you should know that Samurai's and whole of Japan lives and
dies by the Bushido Code :O
*** Crouching Tiger and Hidden Tiger
     Li Mubai - The Wudan Master the master of the Green Destiny
     Shu Lian - His unrequited love :( sniff sniff
**** Matrix of course
MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU